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Part 1

Join us now!
You’ll be happy to know
That for this month only
We have waved the part in the contract
Where we steal your wife and children.


Part 1.3

I stand before you with the certainty that our endeavour will last forever,
We have built a system which has at its base the impossibility of ever finding an answer to anything
Thus applaud yourself oh noble liars
Continue with your noble discourses of propaganda and refined irrelevance
The green industry makes us so proud
Prouder even than global warming
May the left and right fight forever
We are happy
Historians! Continue picking over the shit of dead people, rehashing it according to
Your every whim
Remember what we told you
There’s no such thing as Truth
Only what we pay you
Scientists! Oh high priests!
Oh honoured genetic marvels of fast firing synapses oh saviours from our monkey selves
Stay true to your course
Father Technology is happy with you my sons and daughters of linear blindness
Yes you make us proud
Don’t listen to what they say
Continue to reduce the totality of existence
To the analysis of a child.
To our dear politicians
Keep fucking each other nightly
And whining like a pack of bitches in parliament in the morning
We are happy with your celebration of
Decadence and Deceit
You remind us that we are all whores
And that anyone can be sold for a price
Thank you
This bodes well for us
Mars is our future....
And now,
With out further ado
We can’t wait to turn the population over
To a desire we’ve been loving for years
Forget
Porn on demand
Forget eating Tiger woods innards on
Sally and Jackie live in the morning
What we have for you is much more advanced:
Killing is such a dirty word
We prefer
Liquidation of assets
This is....
A limited time offer